award be? i don't know if anybody really cares about this anymore, and i don't because i don't think it means what it used to mean to get time man of the year now person of the year. it is not a person anymore. >> it could be anything. >> you were named person of the year by homeless junky magazine. that's after coming in second for eight straight years. you were known as the susan luci of the homeless junky award. >> you can't be at the same time. there was an eight-year running thing going there. i don't want to give you a little behind the scenes, but forget the list and just focus on the names that will affect the news stand sales. that's all you have to know. the problem with the names we just mentioned, no news stand sales. boring, boring, boring, bill clinton, boring, obama, more boring. >> is it lyndsay low than then? >> maybe. i would do that.